If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
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