Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
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