Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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