are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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