Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
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