dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
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