Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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