Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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