the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
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