Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
Randomize
