C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
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