at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
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