Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
Randomize
