Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
i barfeds in our rink
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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