Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
the roommate is literally cooking green eggs n ham, and I'm too hungover to see straight. Dr Seuss nightmare.
Randomize
