Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
it's too hot outside to masturbate.
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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