is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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