For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
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