thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
Randomize
