who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
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