Well apparently he's into motor boating.
I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
The feeling are messing with the penis
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
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