But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
And then he peed in my hair
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