no, he came in my armpit
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
We got so high we made milksteak
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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