# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Acid is not a monday night drug
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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