Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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