Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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