Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
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