Just fell off a train. Bad.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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