im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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