I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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