She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
We have started to decorate penises.
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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