But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
you're like the Neil Armstrong of terrible hookups, you are a pioneer
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
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