The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
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