but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
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