I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
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