he puts the penis in happiness.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
so much tequila, so little girl.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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