somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
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