Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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