I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
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