My brain says no but my pants say off.
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
Randomize
