were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
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