He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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