He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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