I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
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