Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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