found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
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