sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
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