Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
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