There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
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