there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
Also I think I drunkenly signed up to be an uber driver or something because they keep emailing me to fill out a background check
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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